Today's the Day I

…won at the Chinatown Arcade

…took a life drawing class

…drank a Manhattan overlooking Manhattan

…danced on a xylophone

…kayaked on the Hudson

…visited Madison, New Jersey

…trekked to graffiti Mecca

…auditioned for The Bachelorette

…cheered for the Yankees

…cried with laughter at the Blue Man Group

…groped the Naked Cowboy

…ate dinner at the cinema